Unfiltered Insanity

This might be one of my favorite meme’s out there! Thanks Kat for creating this.

If you’re interested, go to Kat’s, grab the button, and rant your little heart out!

So, here goes:

Dear Dude in the car beside mine:

While I understand the need to pick your nose, please stop examining it like you might have just found gold. There’s no gold in there. It’s so not attractive and I think that may be why you have no ring on your finger. Well, that or the fact that you keep your glasses attached to your neck with one of those cord things. You’re like 30! Get with it, dude!

A grossed out road mate,

Lisa

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Dear Caribou Coffee,

Don’t give me that look when I order a cup of hot water and a cup of ice. Yes, I brought my own tea bags. Are you going to pay my bills? Didn’t think so.

A consumer,

Lisa

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Dear Iowa Court System,

Please be lenient when I go in on Monday over my tickets. I was seriously driving my car home to die. Hardly worth renewing tags on, right? Did I mention that it would have cost me over $900 to renew my tags?

Do you offer payment arrangements?

A new pedestrian,

Lisa

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Dear Broadlawn’s ER,

Thanks so much for getting me checked in so quickly on Friday, last week. However, why did it take 30 minutes for the nurse to talk to me and another 30 for them to call me back? Oh, and Doc, thanks for being so nice and thorough; however, when I go back tomorrow, could you prescribe me a stronger antibiotic? Seriously, my fever of 103 last night was NOT fun!

A pained patient,

Lisa

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