Unfiltered Insanity

Click the button, go to Kat’s, grab a button, sign the Linky, and get your rant on!

Let’s get started:

Dear A:

I love you so dearly, but your high-pitched scream you’ve started doing JUST to get me to pay attention to you… NOT SO ENDEARING! In fact, it makes my ears bubble and brain spill out. If I’m going to school you and your sister, I kinda need the brain… so please… STOP IT! Walking up to me and saying, “mama” works just FINE! Oh, and please learn to climb down the stairs, this would also help in your not screaming.

Your loving “mama”

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Dear Darling Daughters:

Please stop doing things that would have me say such awesome things like, “Stop throwing the panties around!” or “Your sister is not a chair!” It would truly make me a less loud Mommy!

Mommy

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Dear Technology:

Screw you! (See my post from yesterday to understand)

Your loyal owner, Lisa

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Dear Etsy Shoppers:

Have you been to the So So Belle Boutique? You should go there, and, perhaps, buy something! I have more that will be up later today… so stop by, frequently!

Your loyal seller, Lisa

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Dear Bloggers I follow:

I’m so sorry I haven’t been around in a while. I’ve been trying to be “responsible” and do my housework (not that you’d be able to tell that I’ve been doing it, but still). I’ve also been trying to spend more time with my kiddies! I’ve also been crafting a LOT. I will be back. I will leave you the comment love. Don’t give up on me yet!

Your reader, Lisa

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Dear Elbow:

WTF is WRONG with you!?!?!? Every time you even graze something, I get a funny bone reaction! It’s painful. It’s annoying. Stop it. NOW!

I’ll cut you off… wait…. that would mean I couldn’t write anymore, or possibly sew…. or crochet… OK, you win jerk off, but still…. stop it!

Lisa

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Dear America:

Are you effing kidding me? Last week you voted of Janette. This week you voted off Ade. You guys seriously need a reality check. If you make Evan your favorite dancer, I might have to hack into some system (with my mad, non-ability to hack ANYTHING) and find out where all of you live and kick all your asses. I’m just sayin’. He’s hardly the best dancer on that show. Get a grip people!

One really pissed off viewer, Lisa

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Dear S:

Please read above letter to both of you about things I didn’t want to say. Please take heed. I really don’t wanna yell “We’re not having a panty fight!” It’s just weird!

Mommy

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Dear Readers:

Sorry I’m not super funny today. I’m sure some of the other DSS people are. Go see them too! I left instructions above about how to get to Kat’s.

Your loyal UnfilteredInsanity blogger, Lisa

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