Unfiltered Insanity

Head on over to Kat’s. She’s witty and hilarious and her adventures are always good for an escape from reality.

Here we go, I haven’t had my KIT pills in two weeks, so I’m not sure how this one will go!

Dear Iowa Cares:

Not having mental health coverage is detrimental to your state. How many crazy people are walking around your city unmedicated because you refuse to give them this one benefit! Do you know what a happier place Iowa could be if we could have our Keep It Together meds? You might actually get citizens who are less likely to commit crimes (like walk into the weight room of a high school and shoot and kill a football coach over something that happened like 6 years ago)! I mean seriously, it might not have kept him off drugs, but he might have been reasonable enough to get over whatever it is that happened to make him want to shoot the guy!

A concerned (if not crazy) citizen, Lisa

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Dear Children,

Mom is a little nuckin-futs right now. I apologize for any irrational behavior and any stress I may have caused you. Please read the above letter for the reasons for my insanity.

Love, Mommy

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Dear Husband,

I know I’m sexy as hell, but could you stop treating me like a piece of booty? When I’m trying to help you do something productive and you lift up my skirt, I don’t really appreciate it.

Your loving wife, Lisa

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Husband temporarily hijacked the computer, hope she doesn’t catch me.

Dear Wife,

Stop wearing sexy things and I won’t keep lifting your skirt.

DUH,

The Husband

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Dear Nestle,

Why do you have to kill children in Africa? I love your Quik and your Coffee Mate Italian Sweet Cream, but I just cannot abide what you do in other countries. I’m just glad I didn’t know about it before I found out you bought Gerber, we might have been in serious trouble then. I’m going to have to find a new creamer, and I’m not happy about it. You SUCK!

A caring consumer, Lisa

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Dear My Parents,

I really miss you! I know I just saw y’all in Atlanta a few months ago, but it was such a short visit, and I was there under such sad circumstances that I feel like we didn’t get to visit or have a good time as much as I wanted. There are a lot of logical reasons why I can’t visit right now, but that doesn’t take the ache away!

Your loving daughter, Lisa (Nicki)

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Dear Readers and People I follow:

I’m sorry I haven’t been around to read in a while. I miss you guys. I’m hoping when I get my KIT meds, I’ll be able to hang with you more because I can focus more on keeping a schedule. I hope. You might want to pray for me!

Lisa

Well, that’s all for now, don’t forget to go to Kat’s and sign the Mr. Linky!

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