Coffee is nectar and Round IS a shape and other Random Tuesday Thoughts
It’s been an interesting coupla weeks since I’ve been here. Let’s see if I can get all the crazy shit outta mah head. After reading, if you want more crazy shit, go over to Keely’s, the Random Tuesday Thoughts headquarters. (No, it’s not a castle in Scotland… who do you think she is, Buffy? Besides, it got blowed up.)
I was under the impression that four is easier than three. So far, whoever told me that was a LIAR! LIARLIARPANTSONFIRE! It’s not easier. It’s not harder. It’s different. For some reason, about 4 days before they turn four, they get imbued with some evil that is unbeknownst (yes, I said unbeknownst) to the parent. Suddenly, they think they’re in charge of everyone and everything. They scream more, are snarkier, have tantrums over the smallest things, and if they don’t get their way, they just stick their tongue out at you. I thought this didn’t happen until about 13! Again, I say LIARLIARPANTSONFIRE!
Coffee is nectar from teh gods! (if I worshipped thos gods, that is) It’s still pretty damn good. And it may be all that will get me through this day without murdering S.
I just read a book called Jesus Loves You, this I know and, well, let’s just say that it was a very personal experience to read that book. I have a review coming up this week discussing my personal experience reading the book.
Speaking of books, do you know if there are any that help you get through these next 16 years I’ve got coming up? I really need the help.
MMMMM…. coffee. I know I mentioned it before, but I just finished my delightfully sugary cup of the “wake up juice.” We’ve discovered that a shot of chocolate syrup, International Delight Chocolate Caramel creamer, and a spoonful of sugar, in my Starbucks Pike Place Roast (awesome….. hallelujah choir’s singing for the Pike Place) is as yummy as getting a mocha at Starbucks for a FRACTION of the cost. Mmmm, more please!
I cleaned my house last week. The bathroom, the kitchen, the living room and even the desk. If you came over today, you wouldn’t be able to tell, but I did it. The proof is in the pictures and if you check back through last week’s posts, you’ll see the proof!
Why is it that kids do super cute things and as soon as you turn the camera on, they’ve stopped? GAHHHHHH! Maybe she’ll do it again and I can have it on for tomorrow’s post!
Heather, over at The Mother Tongue, and I have gone into cahoots to start
a BlogapaLOSEa! If you’re interested in finding out the rules, go here and sign up on the MckLinky, then send your VERY INEXPENSIVE ante over to Heather via PayPal at: heatherchapman (at) live (dot) com. Once you do, you’ll get the code to put this nifty button onto your sidebar! (All the rules are right there on the post!) If you want to know WHY I wanted to do this, read this!
Sunday, Mr. B and I decided to recapture our youth and play outside on the Slip n Slide with the kids. BIG MISTAKE! I, personally, while going down the plastic, glorified, trash bag, thought I’d busted a rib, my pelvis, and possibly, that I’d ripped off one of my bewbs. I didn’t break anything, but I did realize how out of shape I am. Apparently, you use a lot of abdominal muscles to go down the glorified trash bag. My stomach muscles are so sore that I was trying to cough last night and thought that I was going bust my C-section scar right open! Mr. B cannot sit up without significant pain. (I may make him join the BlogapaLOSEa too! lol) My triceps are on fire. Picking up A is not even an option without ibuprofen. *sigh* Another reminder why this BlogapaLOSEa is happening! Am. SO. Outta. Shape. (or in shape, depending on how you look at it. Round IS a shape, or so I’m told!)
That’s all for today’s Tuesday Randomness. Head over to The Unmom’s site. She’s super funny and super cute too!
http://tinyurl.com/jesuslovesyouthisiknow
It’s actually a castle in IRELAND. I didn’t want to be a copycat.